+Top Seven Traits I Hate

I was thinking today, about the fact that there are a lot of people I loathe. We all have somebody we don't like (though I'm sure my ratio of people I like to people I don't like is much higher than most people's) but I was having some introspection about why these people piss me off and came up with a list of seven traits in people that should be exterminated.

7.) The first thing that pisses me off is people who are inconsiderate. It's so easy to change the way you treat people that it's absolutely inexcusable to walk around treating them like crap because you don't feel like being not an ass. People will leave their trash on the sidewalk for somebody else to clean up because they were too lazy to walk to a trash can and that makes my blood boil. How much more effort would it take to put you trash in the damn trash can? There are so many things that people do that would be so easy to correct, for instance, put the toilet seat down or if you splash the seat, wipe it off so the next person that sits down doesn't get piss on their ass. 99% of the time, the effort you exert in order to make somebody else's life less miserable isn't going to tire you out or take up your oh-so-precious time. It's simple things that are so easy it's ridiculous NOT to do it, and it pisses me off when people are so self absorbed that they can't be bothered.

6.) The next trait I hate with a passion is jealousy. You know who you are. You're that cad who can't stop staring with envy at that person's new backpack or shoes or other useless object. You're the person that, instead of being happy for another person's accomplishments, feels the need to put them down and say they're nothing important. You're the person who will hate somebody because you want what they have instead of admiring them and striving toward that. You're a jealous bitch! You know what? Fuck you! I hate to admit it, but I know a lot of people who get jealous of me because I'm good at one thing or another or have a lot of friends, and I know a lot more people who are jealous of my friends and are rude to them because of it. I know I've written rants about this before, but if you want something somebody else has, instead of hating them in a useless manner, why not DO something about it? What a novel idea! Get over yourself.

5.) Next on the list is people who down themselves all the time, which boils down to them fishing for compliments. I don't CARE if you think your ass is too big. I don't care if you hate your nose or think you're dumb. Can I do anything about it? I'm not a wizard, it's not like I can magically delargify your ass or nose. What is the purpose of constantly bitching about how you think your boobs are too flat or your eyes are weird or some shit like that? There is no point except to have people say 'oh no, you're beautiful!' Stop fishing for compliments. If you don't like something change it or shut up about it, because I can't do anything about it, and I'm not going to reassure you that you're beautiful because your bitching and insecurity makes you that much uglier to me.

4.) One of the main things I hate about people is when they think they deserve privilege because they're smart. What do you want, a freakin' medal? Do you have any idea how many really smart people there are in the world? Do you realize that you are probably NOT the smartest person in the world, or even of the people you know? I can name five people who are smarter than you. I don't know you, but I know there are people smarter than you. How about Stephen Hawking? I know he's smarter than you. Einstein was smarter, DaVinci was smarter. The thing that really pisses me off is when people take great pride in their ability to crap out an A in school. Here's a newsflash, high school is pointless torture meant to weed out the real idiots! If you do well at it, you are slightly above the retards who inhabit high schools. Everybody has to go to high school and it's geared so that people who are AVERAGE can pass it, and lately it's been geared so that people who are below average can pass it, which means the average has shifted so that anybody with a brain can be an honors student. I don't care if high school was a joke for you. I had more than enough credits to graduate after two years of high school, so shut up about it. It doesn't make you special. Do you think being skipped a grade or two makes you so smart? In case you're retarded, being skipped in high school now is like skipping sixth grade, and aside from that, the fact that you can do well in high school means exactly jack shit when you get to college. College is a different ball game (a superior ball game), and the real world doesn't care if you graduate with honors if you're a pretentious ass that nobody likes. Your intelligence doesn't make you better than me or anybody else. A cup of coffee costs the same thing whether your IQ is 150 or 60 so do me a favor and SHUT UP and shove your privilege up your ass.

3.) Number three on the countdown of traits in people that piss me off: people who have an opinion on everything. I frequent a forum where people frequently post thoughts about movies or just random jokes, and there's this one jackass who always feels the need to make a comment about how the joke isn't funny or he doesn't like the movie, and he says it in the most blunt, rude way possible, as if his opinion is so much better than everybody else's that because he didn't find the joke funny that it wasn't a worthwhile post. You're a jackass, go away. I don't care if you hate System of a Down. They're my favorite band and they rock my face off, so you can shove it if you don't like them. It's not going to change my opinion so why are you even telling me? Some people feel like it's their duty to tell you exactly what they think about everything even when they're not asked. It's fine to have opinions, but it's not cool to bombard people with them. I think Dave Matthews Band is the worst band in the world, but I have friends who like it. Guess what I DON'T do! I don't say 'ew, I hate them' every time the name is mentioned. If you don't have anything constructive to say sometimes it's better to just shut your face.

2.) Almost at the top of the things that curdle my milk is people who hold grudges for no reason. I know so many people who are extremely quick to say how much they hate this person because they sat in their seat or got a better grade or some other ridiculously petty reason, and they will not let go of that grudge. The best part is when a person apologizes/changes their behavior and the other person still holds that grudge and just won't let it go. I know this one bitch who will hold a grudge until the end of her life over the stupidest shit, even though the other people involved have moved on with their lives. These people will always try to get other people in on it too, saying that this person did whatever to me, so you should hate them too. What is the point of being pissed and resentful, and perpetuating that behavior to others, because of something that happened in the past? There is obviously nothing that can be done to change it now. It's so stupid. Who is that grudge hurting, anyway? Let it the fuck go.

1.) Finally, the number one trait in people that utterly steams my clams is when people look for faults in others and compete with them to make themselves feel better. I HATE it when people start making fun of people for something they do just because it isn't the same way others do it. So what if that person wears their hat backwards or their shirt inside out. Is it hurting you? Is it actually interfering with your life in any way? I think not. These people will find something wrong with everybody because in finding fault in others, it makes them feel less pathetic. It's a petty ploy and it pisses me off. I don't care if you feel shitty about yourself, but don't take it out on other people. Stop pretending you're perfect, righteous, high and mighty, etc, because you're not and you know it better than anybody else. You're just being a pathetic liar by denying it. Stop comparing yourself to other people with the aim of pointing out what's wrong with them. Nobody is saying you have to be like anybody else, so stop trying so hard to fit a mold or compare your accomplishments or whatever to other people and maybe then you won't be such a dumbass.

And thus, my friends, concludes the top seven list of traits in people that make me want to stab things. I hope you've learned something here. If you haven't... go. Just go, and while you're at it, let me stab you in the eye.

Get me out of here!